A full report from our short, girls-only holiday will be submitted by Deana24 (pictures included, I was told).

Nevertheless, I feel compelled to report on the following:

- skinny dipping in broad daylight can prove quite challenging

- an unidentified hedgehog appeared out of nowhere. A full investigation by my hubby and son, disguised in military fatigues and camouflage face paint a highly trained SWAT team is pending.

- Hedgehogs could (and do) sometimes wear bread dough as superhero capes

- Nothing makes your holiday more memorable than finding out you (and two of your best mates) have successfully passed your MA.

- Contrary to my expectations, MA status does not interfere with getting seriously drunk. Repeatedly.


This concludes today’s report. Stay with us as Deana24 discovers all there is to know about disembowelling fish.

Yours sincerely,

Blayka, MA